The “Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear from your Youth Pastor” went over so well that I thought we’d do it again.

We’ve all heard Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck if…” but let’s do it youth-worker-style. List your ideas in the comments below for, “You might be a youth worker if…” The people with the top 3 spots out of 10 as determined by me and my wife will each win 10 free music downloads from artists like Kutless, Hawk Nelson, Jeremy Camp, Thousand Foot Krutch, Falling Up and many new artists (provided by Tooth and Nail, BEC and Solid State Records). That’s a potential of three winners here! The contest ends Thursday, November 29, at 11:59 PM.

Here’s a couple I came up with to get you all started:

• If you know what a blue flame is and think it’s fun, you might be a youth worker.
• If you’ve heard these words from a Sr. Pastor, “Son, step into my office. We need to talk,” you might be a youth worker.
• If you think jr. high lock-ins are a form of entertainment, you might be a youth worker.

Posted on November 26, 2007